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What's the difference between a banjo and a cow patty?

You try not to step on a cow patty!

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submitted by daryl mixon on 11/26/108 5:46 am 000406

Heard from David Grier

Whats the difference between a vacuum and a banjo?
It's easier to get the dirtbag off the vacuum

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submitted by JeffB on 11/3/108 3:09 am 000405

why are banjo jokes so simple?
so fiddle players can understand them too!!!
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submitted by another bad banjo player on 11/3/108 1:10 am 000404

You can always tell a banjo player..........but, you can't tell him much!
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submitted by Georege McKenney on 11/1/108 4:34 am 000403

A banjo player gets fed up with all of the jokes about him and decides to quit. He walks into a music store to look for a new instrument and looks around. Eventually he goes up to the cashier and says, "I'd like to buy that red Saxophone." The cashier says, "You're a banjo player aren't you?" The banjo player starts freaking out and asks, "How'd you know?" The cashier says, "'Cause you just tried to buy my fire extinguisher."
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submitted by Ty on 10/7/108 1:16 am 000402

Question: How can you tell if a banjo player is at your door?

Answer: The knocking is loud, off-time, and keeps getting faster.

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submitted by Cory on 4/23/108 6:11 pm 000401

Question: What are bagpipes good for?

Answer: They make great kindling for a banjo fire.

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submitted by Cory on 4/23/108 6:09 pm 000400

What do banjo players use for birth control?
Their personalities!
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submitted by Wayne Seymour on 4/18/108 4:40 pm 000398

what is the difference between a onion and a banjo?
nobody cries when you cut up a banjo!!
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submitted by a banjo lover on 3/31/108 6:23 pm 000397

what's the best thing to play on a banjo?
solitaire!!!!
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submitted by ellen/banjofreak on 3/5/108 3:54 am 000396

Score one for the Darwin Evolutionists... At an archaeological dig in the mountains of Kentucky, a team of scientists recently unearthed the fossilized skeletal remains of a man-like creature. It appeared to be a burial site; the ancient man-creature was buried with an object, also fossilized, that appeared to have been made of wood. It was approximately 12" round, with a long piece of wood attached to it; it is presumed to have been a noisemaker of some type. The skull of the man-creature has a very small brain cavity; several teeth are missing. A hole in the skull would indicate that the man-creature died from a blow to the head. The scientists are touting the find as the "missing link" between apes and mondern Man. They have given their find the name "Nebanjothal Man"...
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submitted by DEJosang on 3/1/108 3:59 am 000395

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Banjo JokesBanjo Jokes has long been a popular feature of Steve's printed newsletter, and now it has come to the web in this unique do-it-yourself format. If you have a good clean joke you're dying to share, just press the "POST" button and let us all in on the fun! Use the ROFL buttons above to vote for your favorites.